They don’t need to be walked. Can’t run away. Locking them in their shoe-box isthe opposite of abandonment. Captivity’s their safeplace. Pet-projects also give house pets something to do in between chewing your shit and making you pick-up theirs. So adopt one today. They’re standing by. All sales. Final. Told you nobody wanted them. Your money did go to a worthy cause - by way of a worthless purchase. A small price to pay for something with zero demand free free.